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| 【生活】同样的服务 推荐 | |||
| The Same Service A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor. "When I was first married, I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and my little dog would race around barking, and ... | |||
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| 【生活】来自天堂的信 | |||
| A couple planned to travel.The husband had to go one day earlier than the wife because they both have jobs.On his arrivel,he sent an e-mile to his wife who was at home .However,he typed a wrong address and sent it without noticing the error. In the... | |||
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| 【爆冷】First Flight | |||
| First Flight Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, ho... | |||
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| 【经典】比尔盖茨的十大人生定律 | |||
| Life is not fair, get used to it. 生活是不公平的；要去适应它。 The world won"t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself. 这世界并不会在意你的自尊。... | |||
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| 【家庭】有关家庭的几则小幽默 | |||
| 1.家庭集会是计划生育的有效形式！ A family reunion is an effective form of birth control! 注：看到乱糟糟的家庭集会谁还会多要孩子呢？ 2.房子和家的区别——家庭。 Difference between a house and a home--a family. 3.完成了项目，我们... | |||
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| 【司法】关于律师的小幽默4则 | |||
| 1A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two. 一个小城镇养不活一个律师可总能养活两个。 创新句子：人们总说律师把钱从客户的兜里拿到自己的兜里，事实上很多时候他们还把一些放到法官的兜里。 2Arguing with a lawyer is like ... | |||
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【生活】夏天的街头诱惑 
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| 【校园】高考试卷上的无奈 | |||
| 让我们一起看看老前辈们曾经的丰采 1977年12月10日，我国高考中断10年后恢复，由于考生水平参差不齐，加上部分人只是抱着“试一试”的心态，因此这次历史性的考试中闹了不少笑话。从这些答案中，我们也可以一窥历史车轮留下的斑斑轨迹。 “歪答&... | |||
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| 【社会】中国版“搞笑诺贝尔奖” | |||
| 诺贝尔生物学奖获奖者 周正龙 获奖理由：农民周正龙发现了在陕西早已绝迹的华南虎，拍下了清晰的虎照，并荣登美国《科学》杂志。 诺贝尔文学奖获奖者 赵丽华 获奖理由：开创梨花体，让有着“诗的国度”的中国不得不... | |||
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| 【幽默】冷死人不偿命的冷笑话 爆寒 | |||
| 1.有一个蛋糕在森林里迷路了,是谁鼓励他走出了森林？ 答案：猪。因为朱古力蛋糕.2.为什么企鹅只有肚子是白的？ 答案：因为企鹅手比较短,洗澡时只能够到肚子。 3.有五个人并排着走,突然一块广告牌掉下来,却只砸死了三个,为什么？ 答案：因为那是麦当劳m4.老虎的小名是... | |||
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| 【动物】猫的日记 | |||
| The Diary of a Cat DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild s... | |||
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