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| 【历史】20句令人哭笑不得的临终遗言 | |||
| The deathbed can lead people to speak with great honesty and, in many cases, humor. This is a list of 20 last words by famous people。 人之将死，其言也真，有时候还会带点幽默。以下是20位名人的临终遗言。 1. Pardon me, sir. I did not do ... | |||
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| 【社会】一封小偷写给失主的信 | |||
| 你好！ 见字如面(还是不见的好) 首先，向你道个歉，没经过你同意，就把你家的门给整开了，不过，与同行相比，我还是挺讲究的，在开锁的时候，没有用电钻、斧子等破坏性工具，如不介意的话，从经济角度上讲，你还是可以用原先那把锁的，我用人格保证... | |||
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| 【家庭】暴强婆婆给未来儿媳的信 暴强 | |||
| 亲爱的媳妇：你好！ 在你即将与我的儿子组成新家庭的前夕，为了今后若干年家庭的安定团结，希望我们能够就相关一些问题交换一下意见。 一经济问题：所谓经济基础决定上层建筑。我们首先来谈一谈这个问题。 1、我儿子名校毕业，现在看来就算换工作，也基本不用担... | |||
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| 【生活】I love/like you | |||
| I bet if I told you "these 3 small words" began with "I" and ended with "you", you'd probably think you knew which phrase I was referring to. Suppose I further revealed that the middle word begins with "L" and ... | |||
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| 【动物】猫的日记 | |||
| The Diary of a Cat DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild s... | |||
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| 老色狼给小色狼的N条忠告 | |||
| 1、当她要你请她吃饭的时候，你不妨长时间注视她，如果她表现出来的不是乖巧和温情，那你就别破费。 2、你在决定追一个女人的时候，先想想自己能不能在她面前保持本色，否则别去委屈自己。 3、一等色狼爱才女，二等色狼爱淑女，三等色狼爱... | |||
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【生活】夏天的街头诱惑 
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| 【爆冷】First Flight | |||
| First Flight Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, ho... | |||
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| 【生活】中秋节幽默祝福短信大全 | |||
| 1、有幸认识你，四个月来好想你，五湖四海寻找你，六神无主迷恋你，七星伴月围绕你，八月十五我等你。 2、想念你的微笑，回味你的味道，脱掉你的外套，露出你的美妙，控制我的心跳，压抑我的狂燥，想想我的需要，还是把你干掉……啊！月饼！中秋快... | |||
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| 【生活】原来如此 | |||
| That's Why Jimmy started painting when he was three years old, and when he was five, he was already very good at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pictures, and people paid a lot of money for them. They said, "This boy's going to... | |||
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| 【生活】唐僧告诫悟空炒股经 | |||
| 悟空！你还要再赌*ST厦华重组吗，为师劝你趁今天反弹你就抛了吧，不要犟了，当年你不就是因为太犟，才叫五指山股份给套了500多年吗?要不是为师帮你解套你今天都出不来，难道我们辛辛苦苦取回来的炒股真经你没读吗? 不是我们无能，是庄家太狡滑，庄家是不按真经操盘... | |||
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