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| 【职场】成天看着一堆一堆的钱 | |||
| Tom: Jerry! Haven’t seen you in ages! How’s business? Jerry: Couldn’t be better, tom, I’m looking at piles of money! Tom: Really? What’s your line? Jerry; I’m a bank teller. Tom：Jerry!多年不见！生意怎么样... | |||
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| 【成人】明星们的性爱观 | |||
| "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." –Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." –Steve Martin "Ha... | |||
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| 【生活】来自天堂的信 | |||
| A couple planned to travel.The husband had to go one day earlier than the wife because they both have jobs.On his arrivel,he sent an e-mile to his wife who was at home .However,he typed a wrong address and sent it without noticing the error. In the... | |||
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| 【职场】如何对付打瞌睡的员工 | |||
| The manager said he couldn’t do a thing with Jones. “He dozes all day.” “Put him at the pyjama counter.” 经理说他拿Jones一点办法也没有。 “他整天打瞌睡”。 “把他安排到睡衣柜台”。 | |||
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| 【职场】有责任的人 | |||
| Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible. Applicant: I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible. | |||
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| 【幽默】法国人的幽默 | |||
| Q: Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in paris? A: He was declared to be in Seine. ------------------------------------------------------------ Fred was saying his prayers as his father passed by his bedroom door. "... | |||
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【生活】夏天的街头诱惑 
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| 【生活】老鼠闹飞机 | |||
| Passengers Held Up After Mouse Spotted on Flight Passengers on a KLM flight were delayed at Nice airport for five hours after one of the passengers spotted a mouse. The Dutch pilot refused to take off for Amsterdam until technicians had checked t... | |||
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| 【男女】女人真是难以理解 | |||
| Lady: I hate it when people talk about me! Neighbor: How about when they don’t talk about you? Lady: I hate that even worse! 女士：我讨厌人们谈论我！ 邻居：人们不谈论你不就行了？ 女士：那就更讨厌了。 | |||
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| 【男女】七夕情人短信合集 | |||
| 送上20条甜蜜祝福短信，勇敢向你的她（他）表白吧： 1、亲爱的,车票我买好了:起点是今生,终点是来世,上车请遵守天长地久规则,人跟心不可随意探出车外,更不可中途跳车! 2、首先先在心里想一个9以下的数字，加1，再乘以2，再加4，再除以2，最后减掉一开始心里想的那... | |||
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| 【司法】新的证据 | |||
| The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge's chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, saying: I have new evidence that makes a huge difference in my client's defence. The judge asked, What ne... | |||
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