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| 【成人】明星们的性爱观 | |||
| "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." –Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." –Steve Martin "Ha... | |||
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| 【经营】没有穿鞋的鳄鱼 | |||
| this alligator isn't wearing any shoes either A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. ... | |||
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| 【职场】成天看着一堆一堆的钱 | |||
| Tom: Jerry! Haven’t seen you in ages! How’s business? Jerry: Couldn’t be better, tom, I’m looking at piles of money! Tom: Really? What’s your line? Jerry; I’m a bank teller. Tom：Jerry!多年不见！生意怎么样... | |||
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| 【职场】有责任的人 | |||
| Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible. Applicant: I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible. | |||
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| 【男女】女人真是难以理解 | |||
| Lady: I hate it when people talk about me! Neighbor: How about when they don’t talk about you? Lady: I hate that even worse! 女士：我讨厌人们谈论我！ 邻居：人们不谈论你不就行了？ 女士：那就更讨厌了。 | |||
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| 【生活】应该去看兽医 | |||
| Joey: I don’t know what’s wrong with me lately. I eat like a bird, work like a horse, but I’m as tired as a dog. Chloe: Sounds serious. Maybe you should see a vet. Joey：我不知道最近我怎么了，我吃得象鸟一样少，工作象马一样辛苦，... | |||
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【生活】夏天的街头诱惑 
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| 【生活】打错电话 | |||
| Caller: Hello, may I please speak to Wang Tao? Answer: I’m sorry, there’s no Wang Tao here. You must have the wrong number. Caller: Are you sure? Answer: Have I ever lied to you? 打电话者：喂，请问王涛在吗？ 回答：对不起，这里没... | |||
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| 【职场】如何对付打瞌睡的员工 | |||
| The manager said he couldn’t do a thing with Jones. “He dozes all day.” “Put him at the pyjama counter.” 经理说他拿Jones一点办法也没有。 “他整天打瞌睡”。 “把他安排到睡衣柜台”。 | |||
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| 【成人】电影院,趁黑摸了一MM的胸 | |||
 昨天晚上看电影，就在上半场看完时，正要换下半场时。竟然发生了一件这样的事情，害我今
天一整天都觉得不可思异。
由于电影院非常黑，再好又是上下半场交换时间，伸手不见五指，再加上看得有点累，我下意
识的伸了个懒腰，左手不小心碰了一个软软...
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| 【司法】新的证据 | |||
| The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge's chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, saying: I have new evidence that makes a huge difference in my client's defence. The judge asked, What ne... | |||
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