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| 【经营】没有穿鞋的鳄鱼 | |||
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| 【男女】无情/残酷/无理取闹 | |||
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| 【司法】关于律师的小幽默4则 | |||
| 1A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two. 一个小城镇养不活一个律师可总能养活两个。 创新句子：人们总说律师把钱从客户的兜里拿到自己的兜里，事实上很多时候他们还把一些放到法官的兜里。 2Arguing with a lawyer is like ... | |||
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| 【成人】明星们的性爱观 | |||
| "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." –Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." –Steve Martin "Ha... | |||
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| 【社会】中国版“搞笑诺贝尔奖” | |||
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| 【生活】同样的服务 推荐 | |||
| The Same Service A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor. "When I was first married, I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and my little dog would race around barking, and ... | |||
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