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| 【家庭】经济学家的抱孙梦 | |||
| A wealthy labor economist had an urge to have grandchildren. He had two daughters and two sons and none of them had gratified his desire for a grandchild. At the annual family gathering on Thanksgiving Day, he chided them gently to bless his old ag... | |||
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| 【司法】关于律师的小幽默4则 | |||
| 1A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two. 一个小城镇养不活一个律师可总能养活两个。 创新句子：人们总说律师把钱从客户的兜里拿到自己的兜里，事实上很多时候他们还把一些放到法官的兜里。 2Arguing with a lawyer is like ... | |||
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| 【男女】经济学家的情人 | |||
| For three years, the young assistant professor took his vacations at a country inn. He had an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There... | |||
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| 【生活】出租车司机和美女 | |||
| Woman(waving at cab driver): Yoo-hoo …Is your taxi engaged? Driver: No, Lady, but it’s going steady. 女人（冲着出租车司机挥手）：你的车有人预定了吗？（你的车订婚了吗？） 司机：没有，女士，但它运转正常（但它正在谈恋爱） 注：Be eng... | |||
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| 【家庭】一家人的出生地 | |||
| Bobby: Dad, where were you born? Father: I was born in Vermont, your mother was born in New Jersey, your sister was born in Florida, and you were born in California. Bobby: Holy cow! How’d we all get together? Bobby：爸爸，你是在哪儿出生... | |||
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| 【校园】食堂里的“数学”公式定律 | |||
| 不等式定律： 3两＋1两>2两＋2两>4两 衰减指数定律： 食堂装修后开张和新学期开始后，饭菜质量和分量呈指数形式衰减。 多功能定律： 食堂不仅具有普通食堂的功能，它还具有小卖部，录像厅，自习室，还有陪心情不爽的同学... | |||
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【生活】夏天的街头诱惑 
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| 【校园】高考试卷上的无奈 | |||
| 让我们一起看看老前辈们曾经的丰采 1977年12月10日，我国高考中断10年后恢复，由于考生水平参差不齐，加上部分人只是抱着“试一试”的心态，因此这次历史性的考试中闹了不少笑话。从这些答案中，我们也可以一窥历史车轮留下的斑斑轨迹。 “歪答&... | |||
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| 【生活】裸体女子在深圳街头（图） | |||
| 我由于没带相机，手机也没有带，所以，只能照当时的情景只能画出来~~不好意思..... 大家看了应该能想象出当时的场面吧！ *********************************************************** 人人人人人 ----- 马路 ----- 马路 ------ 马路 ------ 人人人人人人人人人人... | |||
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| 【男女】男人和女人到底谁睡了谁？ | |||
| 从男女平等的角度看，得男女之间本无所谓谁把谁睡了，即使发生点什么事情，那也应该是相互睡了才对。可是按市面的标价和酒桌上的胡扯，男人们总觉得自己占了天大的便宜，总觉得自己把女人怎么地了，因此他们愿意说“我把XXX给睡了。”俺认为的理由如下，欢迎... | |||
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| 【男女】向老婆提出娶二房的申请书！ | |||
| 尊敬的老婆嘟嘟大人： 您好！在经过慎重研究并做好在外风餐露宿3天的心理准备下，特向您提出申请。因为没有写过这类申请，因此有格式差错之处，您别见笑！ 申请事项：娶二房 有效时间：直到你肯帮我分摊一些家务活的时候 申请理由： 一．... | |||
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