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  【幽默】14岁的小孩叫小姐开房
       14岁的小孩叫小姐开房,!!理由竟是如此惊人!! 小孩进到一家五星级宾馆后找来服务员说:“把你们经理给俺找来” 服务员说:“对不起,经理不在.“ 小孩拍出500元钱说:“把你们经理给俺找来.“ 服务员立刻找来了经理. “给俺找个小姐.“小孩说. “我们是五星级宾馆,没有...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5606   (2010年5月27日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【男女】男人和女人到底谁睡了谁?
       从男女平等的角度看,得男女之间本无所谓谁把谁睡了,即使发生点什么事情,那也应该是相互睡了才对。可是按市面的标价和酒桌上的胡扯,男人们总觉得自己占了天大的便宜,总觉得自己把女人怎么地了,因此他们愿意说“我把XXX给睡了。”俺认为的理由如下,欢迎...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=4946   (2008年9月15日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【男女】谦虚的女友
       Tom: My girlfriend is so modest. Jack: How modest is she? Tom: She’s so modest, she goes into a closet to change her mind. Tom:我女朋友非常谦虚。 Jack:她怎么谦虚了? Tom:她进壁橱里面改主义(换思想)。 注:不想炫耀自己的思想,进壁...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5057   (2008年9月26日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【家庭】有关家庭的几则小幽默
       1.家庭集会是计划生育的有效形式! A family reunion is an effective form of birth control! 注:看到乱糟糟的家庭集会谁还会多要孩子呢? 2.房子和家的区别——家庭。 Difference between a house and a home--a family. 3.完成了项目,我们...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=4915   (2008年9月12日) (10) (0) (0)
   
  【生活】牛排上的大拇指
        A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. “Are you crazy? ”yelled the customer, “with your hand on my steak?” “What” answers the waiter, “You want it to fall on the...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5275   (2008年10月28日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【校园】儿子的赌注 推荐
       “ I want you to help me stop my son gambling. ” an anxious father said to his boy's principal. “ I don't know where he gets it from, but it's bet, bet, bet. ” “ Leave it to me, ” said the principal. A week late...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5406   (2008年12月16日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【生活】夏天的街头诱惑
 
夏天到了,街上的美女穿着越来越单薄.......
 
http://humor.linkstom.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=2461   (2018/8/20 16:34:13) (9) (17) (2)
   
  【童趣】It looks like popped rain
       It looks like popped rain A little girl from South was seeing snow for the first time. "Oh, Mommy," she cried excitedly, "What is it?" "That's snow, dear," answered her mother, "What did you think it was?&qu...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5433   (2008年12月23日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【宗教】圣彼德的三个问题 推荐
       Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven. He looks at the doctor and asks, "There was a movie that was made...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=4800   (2008年8月21日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【动物】会下棋的狗
       A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.He watched the game in astonishment for a while."I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed."That‘s the smartest dog I‘ve ever seen." ...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5339   (2008年11月19日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【生活】One more pie
       The old lady was delighted with the gift the boy and brought her. "I'll go round and see your mother tomorrow," she said, "And I'll thank for this lovely pie." "Um, if you don't mind," the boy said nervously, &qu...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5369   (2008年12月11日) (0) (0) (0)
   
 
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