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2. Did you hear about the deaf shepherder who gathered his flock and heard?
3.I hear this new cemetery is very popular.
People are just dying to get in.
4.Q: When does a dialect become a language?
A: When its speakers get an army and a navy.
5.A: Why are you crying?
B: The elephant is dead.
A: Was he your pet?
B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave.
6.Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
A: Lunch and supper.
7.Q: How did Jonah feel after he got swallowed by a fish?
A: Down in the mouth.
Q: What did the monk say to the hotdog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.
8.There was a man who loved to make up puns.
One day a local magazine sponsored a pun-contest.
The man entered the contest ten different times in the hope that at least one of his puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.