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The only photo he had was of himself totally nude. He though he'd just cut it into half and send the top half only. A few weeks later he gets a letter from his grandmother requesting a photo. He didn't want to make her feel bad, but he had no other photo. Being that grandma was all but blind, the kid decided to send the bottom half of his nude photo to his grandmother figuring she wouldn't see it any way.
A week later he receives a nice letter from grandma. She said, "you look great, but your hairstyle makes your nose look long."