dmoon
首页- 英文幽默- 中文幽默- 图文幽默- 英语视频- 幽默搜索
【成人】25美元的货色

首页:幽默学英语    日期:2008年2月23日    [新窗口打开]
提示:用鼠标选择或者双击单词,会显示对应的中英文解释。  
(为了本站的发展,请帮忙支持本站的广告,点击广告即可。)

      George and Harriet were married twenty-five years. They decided to celebrate with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt, became very friendly. http://www.xue90.cn来自《幽默学英语》网

George brushed her off rather rudely.

Harriet objected, "George,she was nice, that young woman, and you were so rude."

"Harriet, she's a prostitute(妓女)."

"I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?"

"Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it."

In their room, George called down to the desk and asked for Bambi to come to room 1217.

"Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, okay?"

She did. Soon, there was a knock on the door.George opened it and Bambi walked in, swirling(打旋的
) her hips provocatively.

"So, I see you're interested after all," she said.

George asked, "How much do you charge?" "$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services."

George was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25."

Bambi laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick(乡下人) if you think you can buy sex for that price."

"Well," said George, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye."

After she left, Harriet came out of the bathroom. "I just can't believe it."

George said, "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat dinner."

At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails(鸡尾酒), Bambi came up behind George pointed slyly(狡猾的、顽皮的) at Harriet, and said, "See what you get for $25?"

提示:使用键盘方向键←和→进行上下翻页
最近访问时间:2018/5/24 8:06:52 您的评价: 顶一下0就那样0踩一下0

 

   上篇:【家庭】这次没有骗你
   下篇:【家庭】我的床上工夫比你好
 
回复 收藏 保存 打印 搜索 后退 首页  


  相关幽默   精彩幽默   网友热评
 -【成人】 Have you been a good g...
 -【成人】 Monkey and Elephant
 -【成人】 口交时的尴尬
 -【成人】 The difference between...
 -【成人】 25美元的货色
 -【成人】 妓女&出租车司机
 -【成人】 法国的战斗机飞行员
 -【成人】 裸体美女与自行车间的选...
 -【男女】 你把我看成怎样的女人?
 -【生活】 好生活的代价
 -【家庭】 我的野蛮祖母
 -【校园】 Saving Lives
 -【校园】 跳级
 -【其它】 神话故事
 -【学习】 Kiss-me-quick≠快吻我'...
 -【职场】 电脑盲系列-按F1寻求帮...
 -【爆笑】 《士兵突击》的人物笑话...
 -【幽默】 练习钢琴指法
 -【男女】 男同胞三八妇女节活动安...
 -【成人】 世界上最短的乱伦小说
 -【成人】 公车上暴强聊天纪录,联...
 -【历史】 王后的胸罩
 -【生活】 女孩跳楼过程中的醒悟
 -【幽默】 荷兰和美国国旗颜色


万年历  |  下载中心  |  网址导航  |  给我留言  |  交换链接  |  关于本站
© Copyright 2006 dmoon. All rights reserved. (大连·武汉)
版权:幽默学英语  制作:易连通  备案:辽ICP备08002595号