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【男女】销售老婆的商场

首页:幽默学英语    日期:2008年6月7日    [新窗口打开]

       A store that sells wives has just opened in Dallas, TX, where a man may go to choose a wife from among many women. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the women increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends to the next level. http://www.xue90.cn来自《幽默学英语》网

  There is however, one catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a woman from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down, except to exit the building.

  So a man goes to the shopping center to find a (good) wife.

  On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
  Floor 1 -These women have jobs.
  The man reads the sign and says to himself, "Well, that's better than my last girlfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up he goes.

  The second floor sign reads:
  Floor 2 - These women have jobs and love sports.
  The man remarks to himself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up he goes again.

  The third floor sign reads:
  Floor 3 - These women have jobs, love sports and are extremely good looking.
  "Hmmm, better" he says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

  The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 -
  These women have jobs, love sports, ! are extremely good looking and do all the housework.
  "Wow!" exclaims the man, "very tempting. BUT, there MUST be more -something BETTER - further up!" And again he heads up another flight.

  The fifth floor sign reads:
  Floor 5 - These women have jobs, love sports, are extremely good looking, do all the housework and don't complain about anything.
  "Hot Dang! This is GREAT! But just think...what must be awaiting me further on? Perfection!!" So up to the sixth floor he goes, anticipating something completely wonderful, that will thoroughly
  please him for the rest of his days.

  The sixth floor sign reads:
  Fl! oor 6 - You are visitor 131,982,009,017 to this floor. There ARE no women on this floor.

  This floor exists solely as proof that men are impossible to please.

  Thank you for shopping Wife-Mart and have a nice day

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