. . . Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
. . . You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
. . . "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
. . . Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
. . . Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
. . . You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.